Bitter End Xtra 2019 Laomane Bitter Varietal Raw Puer

$17.00$848.00

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Description

This tea will kick your ass. Now that we’ve established that, let’s move on.

Made from the bitter varietal of trees native to Laomane, this tea’s most dominant characteristic is its bitterness (surprise, surprise). However, it’s not a one trick pony. The material used is still excellent quality gushu, which displays a thick texture and array of flavours that still shine through.

While this tea is incredibly powerful (if you’re after body feeling/energy/chaqi, then look no further), it’s more enjoyable than most might expect. Compared to our 2018 version, this tea is slightly sweeter, likely due to extra picking of nearby “sweet” varietal trees. The differences between the varietals are often indiscernible for tea pickers, so consistency from one picking to another varies.

We highly recommend picking up this tea in conjunction with our Bitter End regular (sweet varietal), as well as Bittersweet huang pian in order to experience the full range of Laomane teas.

Picking window: March 29 – April 7

$0.95/gram

Get tatted: Simply drinking bitter tea doesn’t make you hard though – you need to be able to show it. That’s why this year we’re offering Bitter End temporary tattoos with each purchase of either our Bitter End sweet varietal or Xtra bitter. Check the box below when adding to cart in order to indicate that you’d like a tattoo.

  1. Remove plastic cover of tattoo
  2. Place the tattoo face down on the area of skin you wish to apply it
  3. Apply a wet cloth or sprinkle a few drops of water to the back of the tattoo – enough water for it to absorb but not be too soaked
  4. Apply firm pressure to the back of the tattoo for 60-90 seconds
  5. Gently remove the back paper of the tattoo to reveal your new badass self
  6. Avoid direct sunlight, water or any physical contact on the area for 10 minutes or more until it has thoroughly dried

These tattoos are made from non-toxic materials and we have every reason to trust that they are safe for human use. However, we take no responsibility whatsoever in the event of irritation, allergic or any other reaction. We don’t want to scare you, but just like with tea, our bodies all react to things differently and we’d like you to play it safe.

Additional information

Weight N/A
Dimensions 16 × 16 × 1 cm

2 reviews for Bitter End Xtra 2019 Laomane Bitter Varietal Raw Puer

  1. 4 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    No surprise here! This tea is very intense and bracingly bitter, with a lingering bitterness that lasts for ages after a session. It’s not a tea I’d drink every day (hence the 4 star review), but it’s also not undrinkable. I enjoyed my sample side by side against the less-intense Bitter End 2019 and a sweeter aged white tea for a vivid contrast. If you’re looking for a tea that starts out like a pleasant, aromatic gushu and then punches you in the face with a shock of intense bitterness that lingers, you’ll love this tea! My wife, a beer and Scotch aficionado, remarked “Imperial IPAs have NOTHING on this tea.”

  2. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    Wow. This might be my favorite tea of 2019. So thick that it feels like it is expanding in my mouth. Aroma went from honey-ish from the dry leaf to a more savory thing after the rinse. The bitterness is not overpowering in my opinion and I could drink this regularly. To me, it is no more bitter than grapefruit juice. The sweetness tho! And it has this tongue tingling/numbing thing. Unbelievable tea.


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